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'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Ice Fishing

Recalculating

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I love this time of year."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Cold Beers and Skiers

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Low Noon.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'