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'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."