Mythical Giant Fan T-Shirts

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Atlasyphus.

A Giant at the Airport.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Monster Roller Coaster

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"