Make-believe Fan T-Shirts

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Trump Mask

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Alberto Giacometti.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Closet.

Thelonious Monk

"You must be the artist."

Frederick Robinson

The phantom of the Oprah.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"It's cooties."

"Now it's high definition!"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Kangaroo in a plane.

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

"I knew you'd like this place."

The Trouble With Cloning

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild