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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"You stubbed your toe on Lincoln Center again?"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

Do you have it in a larger size?

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Phoenix

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The next damn Batman.

Born of the Dead