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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"Anyone in my teeth?"

"You stubbed your toe on Lincoln Center again?"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

Do you have it in a larger size?

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Neptune

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."