Cosmic Creature Fan T-Shirts

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Neptune

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Phoenix

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Scientist seen on loch.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The Golf Gremlin.

Sea Monster

The next damn Batman.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."