Cosmic Creature Fan Gifts

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Neptune

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Phoenix

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Dragon Graph

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."