Fantastical Creature Fan Gifts

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Zombies.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Neptune

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Warrior Woman

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Phoenix

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

The next damn Batman.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."