Fantasy Creature Fan Gifts

Rebuttel

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

The Elusive, Reclusive, and now extinct. . . Pan-Ze-Ass.

"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Bubble gum leaves

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Phoenix

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Sea Monster

Vampire Bat

The next damn Batman.

The Golf Gremlin.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Big Boy Foot

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'