Fantasy Creature Aficionado Gifts

Centaur falls in love.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Viking Loch Ness

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"