Creature Aficionado Gifts

"Something nocturnal."

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Monster Bathrooms.

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.