Magical Creature Enthusiast Gifts

Unicorn Hoopla

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'