Fantasy Animal Fan Gifts

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Paranormal A-Z...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Head over Hooves

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

100% carbon neutral

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"