Animal Fantasy Admirer Gifts

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'