Animal Character Admirer Gifts

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I hate it when we fight."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Too much concealer?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'