Animal Admirer Gifts

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Wow - she is stunning."

Rattlecornsnake

Dog with lower back pain

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Mouse in a wheel looks at directory.

"And the crowd roars."

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"God, I hate to fly."

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

'Oxymoron'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Ostriches - "There you are! I've been looking for you!"

"France has devalued the cat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Things to whine about: 'I'm making a list of my pet peeves.'

'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

'Trust me, it's just an expression: I'm a crow and I can tell you I don't always fly in a straight line...'

'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'

You Break It, You Buy It,

"For the last time: I am not your mummy, I am a platypus!"

"It's a self-driving car."

"It's great, the system is linked to a GPS satellite and points the carrot automatically towards my destination..."