Wild Animal Admirer Gifts

The awful suggestibility of fortune cookies.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Lost Crocodile

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"You're such a good listener."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Bears

Spring Training

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'