Wild Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

'I wanted a little kitty, but that Jerry! You'll never guess what he got us.'

"Don't high five the lion again."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"