Wild Game Enthusiast Gifts

"We don't waste any part of the deer and that includes the testicles."

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I love this time of day."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The unlucky lemming"

Koala

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Marco ..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."