Wild Game Enthusiast Mugs

"We don't waste any part of the deer and that includes the testicles."

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"The unlucky lemming"

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"Marco ..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I love this time of day."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'