Wild Life Enthusiast Gifts

Edwardo's Lion Taming School beside ACME Bandage Co.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

Giraffe Umbrella

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polluted geese

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.