Wildlife Lover Gifts

"I'll just eat at the bar."

"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

'Ralph,you've got to relax.'

A more effective warning sign."

'Excuse my brashness, Sir. Is this where the buck stops?'

Please (don't) feed Birds.

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

"He was born breech."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.

'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'

Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.

'Come on, come on!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

"I remember when this was all rainforest."

Frog

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

'Good boy.'

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'

Natural spring water. Now with tadpoles!

Jungle Dentist Procedure

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'Stop complaining at least he's keeping us warm...'

"I'm still hungry."

"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."

'Flip your brother over, sweety. The boy doesn't know which end us up.'