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"I'll just eat at the bar."

"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

'Ralph,you've got to relax.'

A more effective warning sign."

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'Excuse my brashness, Sir. Is this where the buck stops?'

Please (don't) feed Birds.

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"He was born breech."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'

'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'

The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

"I remember when this was all rainforest."

'Good boy.'

Frog

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Come on, come on!'

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

Natural spring water. Now with tadpoles!

'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'

Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"