Wildlife Loving T-Shirts

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Frog in the puddles.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."