Wildlife Loving Pillows

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Frog in the puddles.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"The unlucky lemming"

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"Marco ..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I love this time of day."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'