Wildlife Fanatic Pillows

'I hate you, Billy.'

"Listen mate - don't mess me about! Did you, or did you not, 10 years ago, adopt a mountain lion cub. . .??"

"The all you can eat buffet opens soon."

Jumbo goes bungee-jumping

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

'FOOD-FIGHT!'

'Beware of Cat.'

'Look there! That's what I's call a tasty looking carrot!'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

'Quick Mary, grab the camera! The giant Blackbird is back.'

Lion sells prey from 'Stop me and buy one' cart to other predators.

"Yeah, you're right: 'Alpha Male' doesn't sound as glamourous as 'King of the Jungle'..."

"Three cheers. Hip Hip..."

The Porkypine Pals

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

'Wow, look at them run! OK, see what we can sell online...'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

I hate cold & flu season

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"