Wilderness Lover Gifts

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'Civilization, at last!'

Wilderness Pinball

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So Close..

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''