Wild Adventure Lover Gifts

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I don't care if you're old enough. You cannot roam around the neighborhood with a pack of wild dogs."

"They're comfortable."

Warrior Woman

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Easter Island Rock Climber

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Worm Pranks

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Steve Irwin.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

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