Wild Adventurer Gifts

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

Hey, where'd Bob get the mountain bike?

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Surf Casting

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows