Wild Explorers Gifts

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

Mowing the Jungle

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Deer Season Open.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"They're so like us."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Crocodile

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Kangeroo and joey

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."