Outdoor Explorers Gifts

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'Stop collecting wild flowers constable, we're looking for clues!'

"No, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're being delayed?!"

Mountain Escalator

Frog in the puddles.

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen see road sign: DOCKS and BOONDOCKS

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Kid aiming violin bow as arrow at target.

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'No Wait, I'm Not Ready.'

'Land, hooray!' 'Water, hooray!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man losing his dog dog a drain

As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter