Outside Explorers Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Not that net!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

"They're so like us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The Golfing Accident

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Trail mix?"