Outside Explorers Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Not that net!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"They're so like us."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Golfing Accident

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'