Exotic Explorers Gifts

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Look, a bug!"

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Quantum Psychic

Heading off with a packed bag

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Airport.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

New around here?

Confusing directions.

"Who's there?"

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Bon Voyage

Tourist Directions

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Picnic Area 51"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce