Explorer Of Exotic Lands Gifts

"You'll never guess where we went on holiday."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Lost World: You are Here

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greece

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Geography class - UR Here.

Flights and Coronavirus

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.