Explorer Of Ancient Worlds Gifts

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Mummy Beggar

Geography class - UR Here.

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Painted into a corner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"