Ancient World Explorer Gifts

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Artemis

"I'm badly depressed at the moment."

How the first pyramid got started.

Centurian

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

'I'll race you to the top.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Roman Market

'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'

The Gladiator.

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"I think Pliny the Younger looks older than Pliny the Elder."

Julius Caesar

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Physician tending a mummy.

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."