Legendary Explorer Gifts

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Ancient Racing

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Warrior Woman

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."