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"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Ancient Racing

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Warrior Woman

"Life after death"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."