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Warrior Woman

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Transylvanian backpackers.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Ghostship

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Freia and her golden apples

Business witch

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Arabian Nights.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"But wait, there's more."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Heavenly Ships

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

Mermaids

Terry Pratchett

Peter

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Sea Angel

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Klytaemnestra

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"