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Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Warrior Woman

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Freia and her golden apples

"Long Johns Silver."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"No, let down your hair!"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Peter

Brothers Grimm

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Klytaemnestra

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Robin Hood.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Aeneas

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Jack and Jill

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"