Classic Tales Explorer Gifts

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Warrior Woman

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Freia and her golden apples

"Long Johns Silver."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"No, let down your hair!"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Peter

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Brothers Grimm

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Klytaemnestra

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Robin Hood.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

Jack and Jill

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Aeneas