Classic Tales Collector Gifts

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Brothers Grimm

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Leon Uris.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Recount!"

"It's a selfie!"

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."