Collecting Classic Tales Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Falstaff

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Brothers Grimm

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Ugly sisters