Classic Tales Revisited Gifts

What if a nativity scene camp to life in the 21st Century?

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don Quixote

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Falstaff

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Mom dwarves.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?