Classic Tales Gifts

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Too easy. We drain the sea, we walk home.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

'We have an air guitar to go with it, Sire.'

Oz Brainless Channel

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."

Jack and Jill

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'All the kids left home ages ago...I rent out the rooms to immigrants these days.'

"Who's been eating my porridge?"

Breaking the stereotype

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

'... Got anything besides apples?'