Classic Stories Gifts

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

Mom dwarves.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Alice in Wonderland: The King and the Knave.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

When worlds collide...

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

Edgardo stabs himself

"He thought Goldilocks was going to mug him, and he fainted."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Thomas Hardy

Knights of the bedside table.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Bram Stoker