Legendary Tales Gifts

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Knights of the bedside table.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Ted Hughes

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Finding Bigfoot

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

Robin Hood.

A Guide to Mustaches

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."