Classic Tales Re-imaginer Gifts

Eden's Cleaners

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Don Quixote

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Falstaff

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Revised Texts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."