Classic Tale Collector Gifts

Brothers Grimm

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Leon Uris.

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Count and Figaro

Don Quixote

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'