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Brothers Grimm

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"No, let down your hair!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Count and Figaro